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Winners: NFL Handicappers; Losers: Elizabeth Lambert, Katt Williams, Aqib Talib
Nov 9th, 2009

Recent Sammy Sosa pictures indicate his skin is headed in the direction of Michael Jackson’s. Meanwhile, Elizabeth Lambert the Butch New Mexico soccer was suspended for cat fighting and hair pulling against BYU. The masculine Lambert made Katt Williams and Aqib Talib look like Mother Theresa.

If she could only undo her actions like the MacClaren Stroller recall, she tried to. The he-man did issue a clichéd apology:

‘My actions were uncalled for. I let my emotions get the best of me in a heated situation.

‘I take full responsibility for my actions and accept any punishment felt necessary from the coaching staff and UNM administration.

‘This is in no way indicative of my character or the soccer player that I am. I am sorry to my coaches and team-mates for any and all damages I have brought upon them.

‘I am especially sorry to BYU and the BYU women’s soccer players that were personally affected by my actions. I have the utmost respect for the BYU women’s soccer program and its players.’

Florida State QB E.J. Manuel will make his first career start against Wake Forest. Regular starter Christian Ponder is nursing a shoulder injury. The college football odds on this game have Wake Forest -4.

Also the NFL power ratings week 10 are out from sources such as ESPN. The Dallas Cowboys made the biggest leap forward in most.

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The Center of the Handicapping Universe is 10-3 the last 13 in the NFL with sides and Arizona yesterday was easy as our only Wise Guy. Get a Wise Guy gift on Pittsburgh-Denver side.

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The Kansas City Chiefs released RB Larry Johnson, with Stevie Vincent, Senior Handicapper at OffshoreInsiders.com predicting the New Orleans Saints will soon sign him.

Meanwhile Washington Redskins CB DeAngelo Hall claims he will report Falcons head coach Mike Smith to the NFL league offices following a sideline confrontation with his former team yesterday.

Posted by Mike Godsey (Profile) | Permalink | Comments (1) | Trackbacks (0)
Mike Godsey is the lead NFL handicapper for Godspicks, featured at OffshoreInsiders.com
Posted Nov 9th, 2009 by Eat Shit

If you think Elizabeth Lambert is masculine than you are even a bigger faggot than we though you were!


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