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Here are the top handicappers’ picks for the Dolphins-Panthers and Colorado-Oklahoma State.

We start out with the founder of forensic sports handicapping, Stevie Vincent AKA the Great One. The founder of forensic sports handicapping Stevie Vincent is 49-26 the last 75. He has the pro football over/under, a Level 5. He has Level 4 and 5 plays in the NCAAF game. Just win like crazy. Stevie’s four-day pick pack is $125.

It’s tough to go wrong with the best ever, Grandmaster Sports Handicapper Joe Duffy and GodsTips. Though it’s been a rough NFL for the few elite football handicappers out there, GodsTips continues to win in years where the sharps win or the square. Another winning week last week at 7-4 including Green Bay on the moneyline +130 begets yet another winning ledger beginning tonight.

Get both the Colorado-Oklahoma State and Fins-Panthers sides. Last night we gave you Washington as the NBA ESPN Game of the Month and we explained why the Wizards would obliterate the Cavs. All they did was win by 17. Four NBA and CBB winners tonight, a Major and three Wise Guys. Click now to purchase the entire card for $17.

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Milwaukee sports service is on a 10-0 run with Godfather Plays in football and 16-4 overall with Godfather Plays. Godfather Play on Colorado/Oklahoma State total

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The No. 1 Monday Night Football service based on units won using each, repeat each and all of the following criterion: this year, last five years and last 10 years. How’s that for consistency? That across-the-board domination is extremely rare. Pay After You Win Monday Night Game of the Year won on Baltimore. You know it’s legit because you got it right here. (guarantees and Pay After are by sports services to their clients. We can’t enforce guarantees on re-releases). Now their Guaranteed Thursday Night NFL Game of the Year on Miami/Carolina

A sports service out of Atlanta is the new No. 1 NFL service in 2009 based on all three categories: winning percentage, ROI, and units won. They are 6-0 the last four weeks with High Octane Bets. Another High Octane Bet on the Dolphins/Panthers total

Bill Tanner is the No. 1 college and NBA handicapper combined since 1995. He’s from the basketball crazed state of Indiana and his Platinum Plays in hoops hit around 62 percent. He also hits above 60 percent in college football with “Plats”.   About a dozen years ago, he lapped dinosaur “Doc” as the top Big 10 handicapper in the land. Platinum NCAAB winners on North Carolina/Ohio State and Pacific/Northern Arizona. Click now to purchase sports betting picks from the top sports services or you can get more information and a free sports pick

In the days before the Internet, any and all handicappers worth their weight in winnings were on scorephones. There was a burden of proof to appear before the World Wide Web allowed anyone with a computer to present herself as a betting expert.

Simply put, every tout, tip sheet, and sports handicapper applied, but only the best of the best made the cut—less than one-percent of all sports services.

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