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Tiger Woods Jokes: Best Ones Compiled |
Dec 2nd, 2009 Taking a breaking from dominating the NFL point spread and college football odds, we decided to collect the best Tiger Woods affair jokes from around the web. What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger
can drive a ball 400 yards. Elin found out he’s not a Tiger,
he’s a Cheetah. Tiger just
hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree. Elin Nordegren
got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat
Tiger. Tiger’s
confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about
it. Tiger said the
fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame
the caddy. Tiger’s car
still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…” What do baby
seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian. Tiger Woods is
so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one Tiger Woods is tree under. Tiger woods has
a lot of cars, now he has a “hole in one”. What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was
clubbing. Tiger Woods has
been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave
ever. Many sportsbooks have posted odds on the Tiger Woods voicemail and transgressions. Will nude Jaimee Grubbs pics or Kalika Moquin pictures be on Playboy? Will there be a Tiger Woods divorce? Will Tiger hook up with Meredith Baxter and Nancy Locke? There are bets on seemingly all things Tiger says Mike Godsey of OffshoreInsiders.com |
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